February 2012
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me on the first morning of a new semester: wow i am going to try so hard this semester i won't sleep in class and i'll do my homework at home and i'll get really good grades and i won't stress out ugh this is going to be great
me an hour later: wow fuck this i'm either giving up on school or killing myself
you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW
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